I'm Not Above Boxed Wine

When I was first introduced to the game of "Slap the Bag" I was 22 and wearing a homemade ghost costume for Halloween and was already five shots deep with my friend Cpt. Morgan.

yes, that's a white garbage bag

(creativity was at an all time low, and not giving a fuck at an all time high)

"ohhhh so we just slap and see how much we can drink?"

"Yes."

"isn't Franzia for poor people?"

"Yes. and slap the bag"

And that's where my memory of Halloween 2011 ends and my love/hate relationship with boxed wine began. 

Fast forward four years and you'll still find me casually (regularly) over indulging on boxed wine.

Which is basically how I spent my Saturday night - boxed wine and the #DemDebate drinking game. (IMO the only way to watch a debate...)

It doesn't even matter what the rules were except that the words ISIS, and Gun Control meant social. Which meant thank J. that I had more than one bottle of wine! Round of applause that goes into the physics of fitting FOUR bottles worth into ONE bag.

I'm not even really sure where I was going with this - who needs bottles when you can have boxed!

3 Hours, $15, and drinking Cabernet Sauvignon like the class act that I am. #boxedwineforlife