Eat the cake, Anna Mae

I was jamming out to Beyonce's Drunk In Love this morning, and always get real excited when Jay-Z comes in and is all like, "now eat the cake, Anna Mae, said eat the cake, Anna Mae." I was pretty confident I was making up hearing Jay-Z speak directly to me so I decided to look up the official lyrics. Turns out, that's the exact lyric, and it's the exact lyric because it's Tina Turner's REAL name. Wait, hold up. I have the same name as Tina. That's really all I need to know for a Tuesday.

Maybe my dad has something in common with Phil Dunphy. Look who he obviously named me after...